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! RECCHIA GREETINGS!
! By Elio!

For those who want to experience the thrill of some healthy and mature little laughter, it was decided to start this collection jokes, jokes, and much more ....
Without wasting time here's a start really hilarious ...

And 'now the turn of Police:

1) A doctor explains to his distraught secretary, lying on the ground with the lifeless body of a policeman: - I told him to hold his breath, then the phone rang and I have moved away ...

2) Two policemen in front of the mirror: - View ... two gentlemen! We're going to greet them. The other: - Still ... do not see that they are coming?

3 ) During the exam to pass sergeant, the sergeant calls for the appointment: - How many degrees the water boils? - 100 degrees! - Responds promptly pinned. - No, you're wrong, sprawling, water boils at 90 degrees! - Says the sergeant. - I am sure that water boils at 100 degrees because I studied well! - Replied the constable. Then the sergeant consult the encyclopedia and after a while 'announced: - You are right, pinned, water boils at 100 degrees right, it is the right angles that boils at 90 degrees!

4) During a variety show has just finished a ventriloquist's puppet to tell the joke again about the police. From the audience gets an indignant spectators, is a sergeant who barks dell'Arma: - Enough? It's a shame! In a civilized country that is indecent to treat each other ignorant people who every day risk their lives to bring security to the society, those who fought and still fight to keep our people safe in a free and democratic state, men who leave home every day, kissing his wife and their children not knowing if that same evening they will hold them again. Enough! It is shameful this silly irony of alleged intellectual gifts of the policemen. The embarrassed ventriloquist begins to stammer an apology but is suddenly interrupted by the marshal. - She, by Please do not go out: this is a matter between me and the little monster is sitting on his lap!

5) Two policemen come together and start to talk about hobbies. - You know what I do in the evening to pass the time? - No. .. - Replied the other. - I do the puzzle! Then the other curious asks: - What is this puzzle? - So, is simple ... You buy a box where there are so many colorful pieces and you have to join them until they form the image that is in front of the box. The other excitedly decided to try it too, and spend two weeks riincontrano. - So did you do? Other: - Macchi I can not fit all the pieces to make the orange rooster is on the box ... - Sorry, but what brand is it?? -Boh! In front it says Kellogg's Corn Flakes