appalauso We warmly to our "Miticissimo Premier Bonsai:
TG3: Small incident Berlusconi. As he crossed Piazza Navona
a mason Mantua, following the loss of their jobs due to the recent Budget, rounded up as a freelance photographer, he inadvertently touched with your tripod while the Prime Minister tried to take photographs for Vanity Fair Rutelli.
TG5: could be a disaster of unprecedented proportions .
Prime Minister Berlusconi has made heroic shield with his body to a poor child that Piazza Navona was being hit by a beam weighing several tons to a careless mason Mantua, protected by trade unions, had dropped. Berlusconi, after pointing out that he was himself a builder and also of Mantua, said that the beam will be used in one of the upcoming, new major works.
TG4: ATTACK! This is BOMBING!
A builder in the province of Mantua red, then a communist, with unprecedented violence has thrown a tripod equipped with rotary blades sharp manufacturing Czechoslovak (and used until a few years ago by the intelligence departments of the KGB) in the direction of our Prime Minister, Mr Silvio Berlusconi, as he was walking on the waters of the Fountain of the Rivers in Piazza Navona. The premier, thanks to the considerable stature, he easily avoided by the same weapon, and has drawn in a few minutes, a statue of exquisite workmanship that will be erected in place of antiquated Fontana del Moro.
Berlusconi brings two guests to the country, the Indian prime minister and the prime minister turkish. After a while
'notice to have lost its bearings, and having the time late, Silvio takes matters in hand.
"Let Dear Ministers, I saw a farm where we will find a safe haven."
TOC TOC
- Who '? - Asks the voice of the owner
- I Berlusconi, and we lost! Host us for a night? -
- I have got only two seats, one should go to sleep in the barn ...-
- No problem, I will go,-it gives the Indian minister.
- Goodbye ... goodnight
TOC TOC - Who '?
- I am the minister Indian in the stable there is' a cow, and I am not fit to sleep in the same place where he sleeps an animal considered sacred by our religion .-
- no problem, I will go, says Minister-turkish.
- Goodbye ... goodnight
TOC TOC - Who '?
- I am the minister turkish, there's a pig in the barn and our religion forbids to be in the same place as an unclean animal .-
Berlusconi comes forward - and that's fine, I'll go
...- - Goodnight ... goodnight
TOC TOC - Who '?
- S e are the cow and the pig ...
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